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Doomstink Ep. 7 – The Right to Bear Arms

// October 5th, 2008 // No Comments » // Doomstink, Programs

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Douglas wakes up to discover he has a bear claw for a hand. A video tape from 1985 is unearthed containing the rarely seen G.I. Johnson commercials, and the trailer for the never-released “Iron Guy” film. It’s ladies night in the greeting card aisle.

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Doomstink Ep. 6 – Michael Jackson Disease, Vol. II

// February 23rd, 2008 // No Comments » // Doomstink, Programs

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Douglas becomes sick with the debilitating Michael Jackson Disease. For the rest of his life he will only be able to speak in Michael Jackson noises. Things like, Neh, Nah, Ow, Ooo-hoo, Jah-moan, etc. Josh talks to the doctor and is conflicted but decides to pull the plug on Douglas which leads to some crazy situations. The doctor vows to bring Douglas back.
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Doomstink Ep. 5 – Return to Rapist’s Tunnel

// December 9th, 2007 // No Comments » // Doomstink, Programs

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Two adventurous young men decide to have the night of their life when they enter “Rapist’s Tunnel” for the first time. Flannel Shirt dude can’t sleep until he enters the tunnel, so he enlists the help of Mr. Umbrella to search the tunnel. Elsewhere, a hopeless loner named Ted Daffleberry from Wetumpka, Al. submits his personal video to match.com for all the “ladies” out there.

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Doomstink Ep. 4 – Touchdown for Tommy

// October 5th, 2007 // No Comments » // Doomstink, Programs

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FOOTBALL! Everyone loves football! John Madden loves football, so should you! In Touchdown for Tommy there is lots of exclamation points! There’s tackling, touchdowns, and… Tommy? Exclamation point! While everyone is playing football, Bob (from Bob’s pubic trimming warehouse) tries to shill his “hedge” clippers on the unsuspecting pubis… I mean, public.

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Doomstink Ep. 3 – Ding Dong Deficiency, Vol I

// May 1st, 2007 // No Comments » // Doomstink, Programs

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A boy enjoys a ding dong, people run stop signs. Wicked chase scenes ensue. The city’s fate is at the hands of the Stop Sign Guardian 2. Jack Thomasburg still tries to shill his sausage fest on the town, despite his recent bankruptcy. A doctor desperately tries to save a boy’s life, he winds up doing that horsefaced chick from Grey’s Anatomy… Sandra Oh, right? Yeah, she’s ugly as sin.

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